zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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actionables:

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

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sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

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getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

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  • person: how long does it take to get there?
  • me: 3 songs
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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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sparkly-fallen-angel:

dean-s-fallen-angel:

faithsquared:

IF YOU’RE IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM, OR EVEN IF YOU’VE HERD OF THE SHOW, REBLOG THIS IM TRYING TO PROVE A POINT TO A FRIEND WHO DOESN’T THINK IT’S A REAL SHOW

DOESN’T THINK IT’S A REAL SHOW

we get that a lot 

well with gifs like

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It’s hard not to wonder if we’re real or not

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  • Officer: stop
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  • Officer: SToP
  • Me: ARMS
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